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I could tell you who am or what I do, but then I'd have to kill you. This is problematic, because I think I would have a great deal of difficulty killing anyone. You see, I tend to have a very guilty conscience when it comes to hurting people, let alone killing them. I also don't think I can get myself angry enough to kill, and I would rather not find out. Also, besides moral concerns, my job does require me to work long hours and go on lots of road trips, and I get drained enough as it is from all of that, and I'd much rather spend the time at home relaxing, reading, listening to music, watching a movie, sporting event, or cartoon (Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, King of the Hill, etc.) on TV. I don't have enough time for that as it is, so really, I shouldn't be adding any killings to the schedule. Besides, I'm really too nice a guy for it. At least, I think so.

So you know that I'm musically inclined, I like cartoons and sports, and I have a time-consuming job. I'm also the sort of person who would mix a Yogi Bear reference into a Bruce Springsteen album title, even though the Boss and I disagree on many issues, just because his music kicks ass.

I think that's all the basic info. Anything else that's important, you'll learn as you go along.

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